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Pep Talk Grab-Bag: The Parrot's Last Words

The parrot gave a pep talk to me the other day,
It may sound rather silly, but this is what he had to say:

“You’re looking rather chunky; you might want to lose some weight.
It might increase your prospects of attracting a nice mate.”

“Nice try,” I said to the bird, “But my mind has been made up.
Us cats are a hungry species...” Then I gobbled him straight up.

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